Today there was almost a cat fight. The Geek very nicely inquired as to whether or not The Squeaky Wheel knew what she was having. Let's be clear:
The Geek: Do you know what you're having?
The Squeaky Wheel: What do you mean? I sent you the lunch menu
The Geek: No no, I mean a boy or a girl.
I know, I know. It's already amazing. But that's not the best part. The best part was her immediate defensive response.
The Geek: No no, I mean a boy or a girl.
The Squeaky Wheel: Whatever, fatty, no one wants to see your tramp stamp!!!
It was awesome.
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